having a million dollars would improve my life by 100%
David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.
Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.
STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager